“Emergency Team Of 8th-Grade Civics Teachers Dispatched To Washington” is the headline of a hilarious “news” report from The Onion:

At press time, an unruly House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) had noisily stormed out of a lecture on bipartisan cooperation, claiming it was β€œtoo hard.”

They all need to read The Best Posts & Articles About Compromise πŸ™‚

Thanks to Alexander Russo for the tip.