My new book is coming out this week and, for fun, I asked ChatGPT and Google’s Bard to write reviews of it in the style of various fictional characters (Google’s Bard wouldn’t do it).

Here are excerpts from some of them:

ChatGPT ended its review written in the style of Marlon Brando’s Vito Corleone like this:

What would Yoda think?

Thoughts from Captain Ahab:

And here’s Long John Silver:

Rocky, the boxing champion, likes it, too:

Morpheus from The Matrix has some positive words:

Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest struck the only slightly sour note:


The book comes out this week, so you’ll be able to leave your own reviews on Amazon soon!