I’m certainly adding this new piece from The Onion to The Best Education Articles From “The Onion” :

Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students. Here’s an excerpt:

One year into its founding as the purported “bold next step in education reform,” administrators on Monday sang the praises of Forest Gates Academy, a progressive new charter school that practices an innovative philosophy of not admitting any students. “We’ve done something here at Forest Gates that is truly special, combining modern, cutting-edge pedagogical methods with a refreshingly non-pupil-centric approach,” said academy president Diane Blanchard